invhale:

People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

(via dulect)

guy:

i don’t like your clothes take them off

(Source: guy, via dulect)

tsme:

Straight guys are so weird. I had a gag ice cube tray that made penis shaped ice and my apartment mate flat out refused to drink anything with the ice in it like damn fine enjoy your lukewarm drink

(via moriarty)

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via cutns)

justbeingfabulous:

you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that

(Source: kjxq, via lulz-time)

(Source: vuelie, via ruinedchildhood)

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

(via see-you-all-in-therapy)

(Source: megacycles, via xsammypants)

misty-tears:

awwww-cute:

Moment of bravery at the vet

THIS LITTLE MUNCHKIN OH LORDD

(via dulect)

psyducked:

you’re next

(Source: awwww-cute, via see-you-all-in-therapy)

danklogik:

cannibalvulva:

malformalady:

The Black Dragonfish(Idiacanthus atlanticus) of the Stomiidae family.

WTF

U MEAN VENOM

(via ashin-kusherrr)

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

(via thehumblebanana)