babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

(via epic-humor)

skaldadottir:

lordofthenerdsandfandoms:

#CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE

image

If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead.

I just spit cracker everywhere

(Source: ahahahohohehe, via see-you-all-in-therapy)

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

(Source: zootedboy, via humoristics)

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

(via dulect)

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via dulect)

arkhamboundz:

Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours

image

(via thehumblebanana)

[x]

(Source: blogtard, via shaeried)

afinetasteinmen:

Marlon Brando

damndamndamndamndamndamndamndamn

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(via humoristics)

animatedamerican:

awwww-cute:

A box of baby bengals

"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."

(via pricklylegs)

noelbadgespugh:

more city love

(via probably-a-princess)